The Morningstarr*

Mr Morningstarr* · 06-05-2007, 21:59

The results came out last week so lets see how we did!

Moving up to number ten, pop pickers, it's Elisha Cuthbert

New entry at number nine, Emily Scott

Down four places to number eight, Angelina Jolie

Dropping one place to number seven, Cheryl Tweedy

Another new entry at six, Hayden Panettiere

Now the top five!!!!!!!

Down two places to number five, Ernie's favourite, Scarlett Johansson

Our highest new entry at number four, Adriana Lima

Flying up the chart to number three, Eva Longoria

Kept off the top spot for the second year running, a none mover at number two Keeley Hazell

And the winner, ladies and gentlemen is, climbing eight places, Jessica Alba

bogmarsh · 06-05-2007, 23:23

Hey hey

I've been dying to have a good oogle at this thread since you posted it but wifey was sitting next to me all this time.

Now she's peed off - yeees!

Mr Morningstarr* · 07-05-2007, 07:38

What do you think of the results then? I tend to think they're a crock of shit.

Who the hell is Adriana Lima? It's supposed to be a poll voted on by FHM readers, the most popular are bound to be familiar faces. It's just bollocks.

Anyway, on to the real odd entries. I was saving these.

Right down at 92 Lucy Pinder!

Frankly I'm not having it. Not because of personal preference, I just don't believe that the readers of FHM would vote some fairly unknown model into fourth position and leave Lucy out in the cold.

Lucy Pinder is on the cover of one of the tabloids or the weekly 'blokes' mags almost permanently. She's clearly hugely popular with FHM's demographic, but got a shit result?

Unless I'm mistaken, Lucy does more photoshoots for FHM's rival Loaded. That will be the reason for her poor position in the chart.

SFB · 07-05-2007, 08:55

Morningstarr* The world's greatest living authority on everything has decided that because he's never heard of her, she can't be very famous.

"why we like her?

Not only is Adriana Lima considered one of Victoria's Secret's "Perfect 10" models, but as a spokesperson for Armani Jeans, we're not sure whether we'd rather see her in lingerie or jeans... tough call, ain't it?

why is she famous?

As a spokeswoman for Victoria's Secret, Guess?, Armani, and XOXO, she has become one of the most in-demand runway models in the world. When she's not making men worldwide drool, she's helping Brazilian orphans in her native land and dabbling in acting."

http://www.askmen.com/women/models_6...iana_lima.html

Mr Morningstarr* · 07-05-2007, 15:17

And of course FHM readers are bombarded with Victoria's Secret's ads.

As usual you have totally misunderstood my post. I didn't say she wasn't famous, I said she wasn't as well known with FHM readers as Lucy Pinder.

It's not rocket science.

bogmarsh · 07-05-2007, 15:45

Not as well known but I reckons there's no harm bringing in new fodder.

Fresh meat!

(sorry

)

SFB · 07-05-2007, 19:42

Aaaah he's tired.

Mr Morningstarr* · 07-05-2007, 22:10

More strange entries.

New entry at 53 Peaches Geldof

Peaches Geldof??????

Well it turns out she's actually 18, I thought she was only about 14. But there's no excuse for this one.....

New entry at 98 Emma Watson

All right, she's legal. Just. But she's only known for being a 12 year old! Dirty rascals!

bogmarsh · 07-05-2007, 22:20

Peaches Geldof - personally erm, no. Far better gilrs than that I think.

As for Emily Watson - that's just wrong isn't it? Certainly in that photo anyway

I do see what you are saying though Mr M*. I think a lot of these surveys are PR jobs. And even if it's not, it's always going to be the most beautiful gilrs getting the most recent 'exposure' who are going to make it into the top 100. Not necessarily, simply, the most beautiful girls.

Mr Morningstarr* · 07-05-2007, 22:32

Here's one I don't understand.

Number 23 Gemma Atkinson

She's never out of the bloody press, I can't believe for a minute that she's less popular than some girl off a cult TV show.